American Sitcom Character Bios from Japanese Wikipedia

Dr. David Thorpe at Something Awful ran a bunch of American sitcom character bios on Japanese Wikipedia through Google Translate. The results were funny but also pretty interesting. For example, the Japanese version of Homer Simpson says “Doo~tsu!”

The Simpsons

Bart Simpson
10-year-old fourth grade. Blood type O Rh-. Simpson in the house, the only left-handed. Mischievous boy is curious. Skateboard technique is genius.

Homer Simpson
Simpson is the husband of the house. Take the action, but most turn out fruitless love for family. Strangling of son Bart: “~Tsu ~! What you annual” (Why you little!). “Doo~tsu!” When they noticed something or fail (D’OH! have a habit of say and spell). “Doo~tsu!” Was added to the 2001 version of Oxford English-Japanese dictionary as official word.

Lisa Simpson
Often need to take wise action of the family is almost common sense. Sometimes and especially Homer, the father does not quite fit the horse, to crack paternity. Baritone sax likes the blows, the dream in the future is a professional jazz musician. Wish can keep the pony and world peace. Do not have a friend that is a problem.

Marge Simpson
Vertically elongated Afro hair (when he was young was a straight hair), (which is re-set twice a day deals) has remained in this state this pin, but a distinctive hairstyle like. Hair is dyed blue. In addition, the multi-scene that also housed the thrust of such notes and secret savings seen in our hair. There is also the scene to a conversation with a portion of hair on it or talk with Homer as brains.

Beavis & Butt-head

Bibasu (BEAVIS)
Standing position is right. Blond hair, mainly responsible for the blur. “BEAVIS” is under the name. Last name is unknown. Different personality Cornholio (Konhorio, “Horio anus” in the subtitles) that appears raised a question mark (?) Attack of a mysterious, incoherent speech and behavior in repeated tension MAX eat (only) too. If not born in this world if Beavis, was supposed to grow to a healthy boy of ordinary. Print shirt ROCK Death or METALLICA.

Beavis (BUTT-HEAD) [note: Butt-head is consistently referred to as “Beavis” in Japanese Wikipeda]
Is left standing position. BUTT name, HEAD is to blame, is called around and BUTT-HEAD (“bat” in the subtitles), except for rare exceptions. (Also known as sly) compared to the Bibasu clever little. There are sections that my younger brother thought the Bibasu, violence and rebellion is not tight at Bibasu. Print of the shirt AC / DC or SKULL.

(Beavis and common point of Bibasu)
Have lived under one roof, there is no kin. For example, a typical cool! (Cool) favorite saying is to publish! (Suck) ~ ~ is’ll invincible! (~ ~ Rules), in addition to a variety of words in the subtitle to Dumbass be Japanese translation ( among others) words to fool the opponent.

The always emits a distinctive laughter. Even though scared, regardless of mental state at that time, or cool when, of course, even if in trouble even if angry, that emits a laugh even in sleep. However, it is very happy “LOL” even if there is not. Hard rock or the wind, “! Warwickshire” wide-eyed shook his head and ooh and aah “Jesus!”.

Have a job in a hamburger shop BURGER WORLD, not useless they almost completely a mystery why, why would not the dismissal. Etc. can always put in your pocket to throw out in the middle of dirty mess cause a mass food poisoning incident, the store, the hospitality, the proceeds from sales of products nibble, the cash register.

Todd
Bad about that young man longing for B & B is put a heart symbol. Gotsu has been accompanied by a few fellow American car that ride the. On the abduction may be trapped in the trunk of the car to B & B, was abandoned in the wilderness, secluded.

Stewart
Classmate. Buxom blond. Then in junior high school students have a habit of bedwetting. The parents are very spoiled. The B & B is like a toy sometimes oppressed. State that envy the B & B of “badass Choi”, in the same sense of longing that B & B to Todd “super badass”. If not born in this world if Beavis, along with the sound Bibasu mentioned earlier, the boy was supposed to grow a strong sense of justice was filled with confidence.

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