something about the blues depressed me
how quickly you lose your kid just impressed me

when i’m with you I feel up
so let’s get pizza in a cup

i’ve only known you four weeks and three days
to me it feels 9 weeks and 5, babe
the first seemed like a week and the second seemed like more
it’s written down, now tell me that i’m yours

i might not have money
but now i’m somebody
i’m in the phonebook pg 73
so when you make love to your boyfriend wontyou think of me

You look so peaceful, you almost look dead
I’m no longer nervous, can say things i’ve never said

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit. With you I’m relaxed enough to say it.

i will order both of us the newest wine
in hopes that it will help me make you mine.
i’ll put umbrellas in your drink and keep the snails of your plate
if you say “yes” when i ask you on a date

Once you get to know me you’ll see my special purpose
and on that day i’ll pick you out a vinyl striped thermos

Not an ordinary Thermos but the best that you can buy
now tell me
can i be your guy?

i can’t clap in time but my heart keeps good rhythm
Now promise to think of me when ever you kiss him

or if you think that we could work
leave him for this jerk.

There’s something special about you
No one affects me like you do
when you do that certain thing
I can’t help from howling

I can Totally Recall
What it feels like to fall for you
when I first saw your name
on the screen

Oh Rob Bottin
There’s no graphics team
That can compete with your technique
That’s too unique to repeat

While our fingers interlace
We can put on innerspace
We’ll pretend to be Explorers
Of scifi gore and horror

Darkness won’t get in our way
The fog can’t stop us today
When you call me on the phone
To watch Twilight zone
I’ll say

Oh Rob Bottin
There’s no graphics team
That can compete with your technique
That’s too unique to repeat

My basic instinct says decry
The icy touch of CGI

Please come back Rob Bottin
We’re tired of green screens
You’ve changed the lives of teens
We need you Rob Bottin