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2013
04.18

This song is from Elvira’s Monster Hits.

Video by angel129116.

Here are the lyrics if anyone’s interested. The highlight is definitely the sendup of Madonna’s Vogue near the end.

Lyrics:

Let me tell ya` `bout a friend of mine.
A big bad brutha` named Frankenstein.
In a torn up ole` monty lookin` mighty fine,
I mean the brutha` was smokin` litteraly!
Sewn up with a needle and thread!
Put together with parts from the dead!
Somethin` put his nut`s on the side of his head.
What in the world were they thinkin`?
Dracula is afraid of the light.
He only comes outta` his coffin at night.
Slips out to have him a bite…outta` sombody`s neck that is.
He`s a vampire, vampire bat!
Suckin` on blood..it`s low in fat!
`Cept I don`t know if he should really doin` that.
I mean I hope he practices safe suck`s!!!
Monsta` rap, everybody snap,
everybody groove, everybody clap.
Monsta` rap, everybody snap,
everybody moove every body clap.
Wolfeman howlin` at the moon!
Hairy guy`s just make me swoon!
Spray`s his hair with Vidal Sassoon….WHAT!
You mean that`s a weave?!?
Can`t see the Invisible Man!
Can`t see his invisible tan!
Can`t see his invisible hand!
OWW! Who goosed me!?!
Monsta` rap, everybody snap,
everybody groove, everybody clap.
Monsta` rap, everybody snap,
everybody moove every body clap.
Baby there`s a monster livin` inside of you, and me!
Baby there`s a monster livin` inside just dying to be free!
OWWWWW!
Boris Karloff,
Vincent Price,
Bela Lugosi and
the Poltergeist.
Peter Cushing,
Christopher Lee,
and The Addams Family.
Pyramid power of the Mummy!
Aliens bursting from your tummy!
Their all monster`s that I love!
Freddy Krueger give`s good glove!
Dr. Jekyl and Mr. Hyde!
Christine is the badest ride!
Roger Corman,
Barbara Steele!
Killer Tomatoes have appeal!
Hannibal Lecter sick and mean!
Eat your heart with Fava Beans!
Chucky`s just a living doll!
The Fifty Foot Woman is awfully tall!
So`s the Amazing Colossal Man.
Gamera, Mothra
and Rodan.
Godzilla tears up Tokyo,
while the Phantom of the Opera steals the show!
The Blob,
the Fly, and
the Thing!
Edgar Allan Poe
and Steven King!
Jason in a Hockey mask!
Zombies, freaks and maniacs!
They`re the monster`s I adore!
Full of blood and guts and gore!
They make me wanna` scream and holler!
More and more and more and MORE!!!!!!
Monsta` rap, everybody snap,
everybody groove, everybody clap.
Monsta` rap, everybody snap,
everybody moove everybody clap. (everybody clap)
Monsta` rap, everybody snap,
everybody groove, everybody clap.
Monsta` rap, everybody snap,
everybody moove every body clap.
Monsta` rap, everybody snap,
everybody groove, everybody clap.
(everybody groove everybody clap!)
Monsta` rap, everybody snap,
everybody moove every body clap.
FADE TO END